babies were throwing up all over the place
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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