I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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