You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
