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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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