I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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