Porn is love you can see.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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