Duck Duck Cougar?
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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