what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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