Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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