I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
