and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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