I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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