Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
And the cops told us we were all naked.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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