Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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