dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
it's like heaven, but drunker
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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