There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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