Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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