it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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