you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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