what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
Randomize
