I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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