we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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