This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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