Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
She announced her abortion via fbk
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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