White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
wow bdsm is so cute
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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