: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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