physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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