i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Randomize
