this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
