Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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