I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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