i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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