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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Randomize
