Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Also, beer. Big fan.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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