If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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