No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
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