He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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