I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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