hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Green mimosas i think yes
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
soo... how was my night?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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