Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I currently don't understand fingers.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize
