Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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