Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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