whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Randomize
