Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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