yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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