wake up i wanna do it froggy style
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
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