The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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