Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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