After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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