eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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