oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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